1/26/2024 0 Comments 10 minute plays scriptsGEORGE: You know, you’re very nice for a whore. Most guys I know wouldn’t volunteer to do the dishes. But I kind of like it, so I think I’m gonna volunteer. SAMMY: So this is whatcommunity service? I think he planted it there, you know, to make his pothead quota or something! You’re not gonna find anything here, pal.” So he searches my car and finds this bag of marijuana in the glove compartment! I have no idea how it got there! Seriously! I don’t even smoke pot! I tried it once, but it just made me paranoid and sleepy. He gives me some crazy story about not using my turn signalwhich is ridiculous because I ALWAYS use my turn signal! I mean, I’m known for using my turn signal! I should be like the turn signal mascot! Anyway, he asks if he can search my car, right, and I’m like, “Surego ahead. The other day, right, and this cop pulls me over for absolutely no reason! Big guy with sideburns. GEORGE: No! In fact, I blame them for my current situation! SAMMY: Don’t fucking scare me like that! Fucking cops! I hate them! I still don’t see why I should have to give up my corner. Thanks for the offer, but … my mother would be really disappointed. GEORGE: Oh! A ride! I got it! I’m with you now! Oh my god! I’ve been accosted by a hooker! This is great! This is so exciting! SAMMY: So what do you think? Now that you’ve met onea real live whore. GEORGE: Wow! I’ve never met a real hooker before! I mean, I knew some girls in high school who were kind of slutty, you know, but they weren’t professionals. SAMMY: I’m a whore, asshole! A hooker! I let guys fuck me for money! GEORGE: Well, then you should really try to be a little nicer because SAMMY: Yeah, I’m taking donations for the fucking Women’s League of America! you’re taking donationsright? I mean, that’s why you want my corner? GEORGE: You know whatyou’re a very rude person! I don’t know what kind of charity would hire a person like you to take donations anyway! You’re. I’ll take that stupid fucking beard and shove it up your fat red ass if I have to! SAMMY: The permit! Let me see the fucking permit! They said if I go anywhere else, I could get arrested! You know, “Help the children have a merry Christmas!” They told me to stay right herethe permit’s only good for this corner. SAMMY: That’s right, asshole! My corner! Get lost! SAMMY: What the fuck do you think you’re doing?! GEORGE: Merry Christmas! Ho, ho, ho! Help the children have a I was just going to ask if you’d like toĬOWBOY: Don’t give me any of that Merry Christmas bullshit!ĬOWBOY: I just lost five hundred bucks at the blackjack table! Five hundred bucks! You know what I could’ve done with five hundred bucks?! GEORGE: Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! Ho, ho, ho! Help the children have a merry Christmas! Excuse me, Sirwould you like to CHARACTERS GEORGE COWBOY SAMMY OLD WOMAN ELVIS
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